What's going on panda bear?

on Labor Day, I lost my sunglasses somewhere.   Leiwei without shades?  Oh no what's a poor panda to do?  My eyes will get darker from the tan.

on the same day, I received five bottles of sparkling water.  Perrier and San Pellegrino.  That made up for the lost sunglass.  Actually....

Eight bottles.  I drank a bottle of Perrier at around 1 pm.  I then drank a bottle of Arrowhead sparkling water at around 4.  Then in the evening I drank another bottle of Perrier.   That was around 3 liters of sparkling water.

Yesterday, I got my panda legs back.  Hurray!  Now I have black legs again and furry too.  However, on the same day, I was driving the make-shift panda car with the moon roof slightly opened, and a bird poop managed to land on my head!    Sad panda.

But then I got a free meal to Soup Plantation.  They didn't have bamboo but they did have yummy cornbread.  Panda all better.  Just animal.