Gar

where's the zookeeper? gar.

Fat

Fat.   Getting fat means a panda that can't fit in current underwear.  It's time to lose weight.

=T

sad about the current job market.  such a high unemployment rate and a high % of underemployed people.  it's really really sad.

Patent

People should patent black and white products that can do all sorts of things.  Make it as generic and non-descript as possible.